You smell like a Billy Joel song
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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