I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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