There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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