At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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