At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
