so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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