Only a mothe r could love this liver
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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