He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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