My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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