i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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