Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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