so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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