I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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