At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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