Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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