I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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