I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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