i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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