When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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