If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Your penis caused this!
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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