i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Randomize
