People with herpes should wear stickers.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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