She is in my trunk
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Barsexuality is the new black.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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