I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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