there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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