You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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