I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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