I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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