How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
But theres a keg here and me gusta
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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