"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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