too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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