It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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