What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
