my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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