sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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