I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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