I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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