when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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