I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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