you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
