Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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