I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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