So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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