Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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