i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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