it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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