Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if only i could text you this smell
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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