Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
