I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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