sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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