I CAN MOONWALK!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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