whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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