so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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