I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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