dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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