Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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