I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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