We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
