he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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